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Eric Hoffer
To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question.
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George Eliot
The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
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Vince Lombardi
Nobody is hurt. Hurt is in the mind. If you can walk, you can run.
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Georges Pompidou
A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation. A politician is a statesman who places the nation at his service.
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Jeane J. Kirkpatrick
History is a better guide than good intentions.
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Eugene Ionesco
Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.
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Johann von Goethe
First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth.
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Oscar Levant
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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Portuguese-Jewish Wedding Ceremony
The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing of threads in the fabric of fate. Many strands bring the couple and their families together and spin their lives into a fabric that is woven on their children.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
We are more wicked together than separately. If you are forced to be in a crowd, then most of all you should withdraw into yourself.
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Mahatma Gandhi
I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.
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Euripides
Man's most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
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