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Oscar Wilde
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
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Thomas Paine
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.
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Johann Georg Zimmermann
Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
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Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
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Calvin Coolidge
More people out of work leads to higher unemployment.`
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George Washington
As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.
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Akhenaton
The barb in the arrow of childhood suffering is this its intense loneliness, its intense ignorance.
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Everett Dirksen, Answering a question about a controversial senate bill. Quoted on a political talk show on WBEZ FM in Chicago.
Some of my friends support the measure, and some of my friends oppose it. I support my friends.
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Gerard Houllier, UEFA Cup Final 2001 pre-match team talk
Today you play for a place in history, today you play for immortality.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Building castles in the air, and making yourself a laughing-stock.
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Sophocles
Of no mortal say, 'That man is happy,' till vexed by no grievous ill he pass Life's goal.
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