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Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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George Santayana
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love.
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Mark Twain
Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death
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George Santayana
Our character...is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and keep, the simpler and nobler that destiny is likely to be.
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The Work of the Chariot
When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that man than there are sands in the worlds of time.
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Arnold Bennett
Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance his value in the eyes of others.
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Maltese Proverb
Time gives good advice.
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S. O\'Brien
Great writing is a submission to a creative force that seems to use the writer as an instrument. The writer finds that the words stream out, almost as if someone else were producing them. Writing becomes a process of discovery.
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Japanese Proverb
The crow that mimics a cormorant is drowned.
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Dick Werthimer
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
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Jeanette Winterson
What you risk reveals what you value.
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Henry Ward Beecher
It is not the going out of port, but the coming in, that determines the success of a voyage.
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