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William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
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Samuel Butler
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
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William Shakespeare
Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
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George Steiner
The journalistic vision sharpens to the point of maximum impact every event, every individual and social configuration but the honing is uniform.
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Alfred Adler
There is a courage of happiness as well as a courage of sorrow.
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Michael Masukawa
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
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Andre Gide
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
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La Rochefoucauld
Courage is like love it must have hope for nourishment.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
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Rudyard Kipling, The Eye of Allah (1926)
Every woman knows all about everything.
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John Howard Payne
Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.
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A. C. Benson
People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way.
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