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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Samuel C. Florman

Engineering is the art or science of making practical.


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Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.


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Dag Hammarskjld

If you seek yourself,...you rob the lens of its transparency.... You will know life and be acknowledged by it according to your degree of transparency, your capacity, that is, to vanish as an end, and remain purely as a means.


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Erich Fromm

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.


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Leo Braeck

Through faith man experiences the meaning of the world; through action he is to give to it meaning.


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John Davidson Rockefeller, Sr.

If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.


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Vince Lombardi

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure.


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Rainer Maria Rilke

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent place.


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Eric Hoffer

The link between ideas and action is rarely direct. There is almost always an intermediate step in which the idea is overcome. De Tocqueville points out that it is at times when passions start to govern human affairs that ideas are most obviously translated into political action. The translation of ideas into action is usually in the hands of people least likely to follow rational motives. Hence, it is that action is often the nemesis of ideas, and sometimes of the men who formulate them. One of the marks of the truly vigorous society is the ability to dispense with passion as a midwife of action - the ability to pass directly from thought to action.


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John Owen

The foundation of true holiness and true Christian worship is the doctrine of the gospel, what we are to believe. So when Christian doctrine is neglected, forsaken, or corrupted, true holiness and worship will also be neglected, forsaken, and corrupted.


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La Bruyere

Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the duties of life.


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Sophocles

Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another.



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