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Kerry Thornley
What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
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Carl R. Rogers
The very essence of the creative is its novelty, and hence we have no standard by which to judge it.
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M. C. Escher
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
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Sir Francis Bacon
Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.
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Samuel Johnson
The fountain of content must spring up in the mind, and he who hath so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition, will waste his life in fruitless efforts and multiply the grief he proposes to remove.
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George Carlin
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Adolf Hitler
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
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James Truslow Adams
Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But we let them spread as little as possible we keep unaltered as much of our old knowledge, as many of our old prejudices and beliefs, as we can.
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Woody Allen
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Henry David Thoreau
The man for whom law exists -- the man of forms, the Conservative, is a tame man.
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Vladimir Nabokov
Solitude is the playfield of Satan.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Universities are of course hostile to geniuses, which, seeing and using ways of their own, discredit the routine as churches and monasteries persecute youthful saints.
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