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George Eliot
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
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Anthony Sampson
In Britain, the segregated world of public schools crops up in all kinds of institutions A boy can pass from Eton to the Guards to the Middle Temple to Parliament and still retain the same male world of leather armchairs, teak tables and nicknames. They need never deal closely with other kinds of people, and some never do.
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Abraham Lincoln
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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Edward De Bono
I'll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to be the profession of a President simply to hear other people talk.
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John Locke
The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.
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Groucho Marx
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Patrick Henry, Meeting of the First Continental Congress in 1774
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
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Cynthia Ozick
To want to be what one can be is purpose in life.
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Robert Byrne
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
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Martin Niemller
In Germany, they first came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me -- and by that time there was nobody left to speak up.
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Joseph Addison
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.
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J. Paul Getty
There are always opportunities through which businessmen can profit handsomely if they will only recognize and seize them.
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