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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
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Donald Foster
No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar.
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Fran Lebowitz
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
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Unknown
Your philosophy determines whether you will go for the diciplines or continue the errors.
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George Bernard Shaw, Candida (1898) act 1
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any less real and true than the things they behave sensibly about? They are more true: they are the only things that are true.
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James Thurber, New Yorker, Apr. 29, 1939 "The Owl who was God"
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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Madeleine L\'Engle
A life lived in chaos is an impossibility...
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Kahlil Gibran
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility never an opportunity.
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Titus Maccius Plautus, Miles Gloriosus
No man is wise enough by himself.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
To exclude from positions of trust and command all those below the age of 44 would have kept Jefferson from writing the Declaration of Independence, Washington from commanding the Continental Army, Madison from fathering the Constitution, Hamilton from serving as secretary of the treasury, Clay from being elected speaker of the House and Christopher Columbus from discovering America.
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