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Victor Hugo
There is one thing stronger than all the armies of the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.
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Paul Valery
A painter should not paint what he sees but what should be seen.
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Amy Vanderbilt
Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
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Fyodor Dostoevsky
There is nothing easier than lopping off heads and nothing harder than developing ideas.
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Jay Leno
Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
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Dazed and Confused
Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
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Eric Pio
Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of your head.
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Baltasar Gracian
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.
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General Karl Von Clausewitz, Book: "On War"
War is the continuation of politics by other means.
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Danish proverb
Don't offer me advice give me money.
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Johann von Goethe
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.
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William Shakespeare, "Othello", Act 3 scene 3
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
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