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Marcelene Cox
Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves.
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Richard Buckminster Fuller
God is a verb.
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Sacha Guitry
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
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Pythagorus
No one is free who has not obtained the empire of himself.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
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Vincent Van Gogh
Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.
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Helen Keller
The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or even heard, they must be felt with the heart.
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Mary Bertone
Talkers are no good doers.
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Gottfried Reinhardt
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
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Cheris Kramarae & Paula Treichler
Feminism is the radical concept that women are people.
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Jack Nicklaus
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last.
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Desmond Tutu
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
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