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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Time heals what reason cannot.
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Benjamin Franklin
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
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Homer
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
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Greek Proverb
The net of the sleeper catches fish.
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Dylan Thomas
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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Aristotle
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way...you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions.
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D. March
Proverbs are in the world of thought what gold coin is in the world of business - great value in small compass, and equally current among all people. Sometimes the proverb may be false, the coin counterfeit, but in both cases the false proves the value of the true.
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Walt Whitman
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
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Sir Philip Sidney
The ingredients of health and long life, are great temperance, open air, easy labor, and little care.
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Beatrix Potter
All outward forms of religion are almost useless, and are the causes of endless strife . Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself, and never mind the rest.
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Max Born
We need to make a world in which fewer children are born, and in which we take better care of them.
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Aristotle
Character is that which reveals moral purpose, exposing the class of things a man chooses or avoids
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