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Ambrose Bierce
The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Oscar Wilde
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
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Honore\' de Balzac
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Cicero
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
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Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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Ignas Bernstein
Three things you can be judged by your voice, your face, and your disposition.
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Archibald Alexander
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.
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Winston Churchill
Why you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, and th most audacious soldier, put them at a table together-and what do you get? The sum of their fears.
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Henry Bromel
It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
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Ferdinand Foch
None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear.
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Jesse Jackson, B.F.A. 1982
you may not be responsible for being down. but you are respinsible for getting up.
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