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Bob Dylan
To live outside the law you must be honest.
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Madeline Bridges
Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come back to you.
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Thomas Jefferson
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
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George Orwell
People sleep peacably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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John Herschel Glenn, Jr.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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H. L. Mencken
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
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Montesquieu, 1742
There is no crueler tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of law and in the name of justice.
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Ovid
It is the mind that makes the man.
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Evelyn Waugh
Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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Sidney Madwed
Everyone is in business for himself, for he is selling his services, labor or ideas. Until one realizes that this is true he will not take conscious charge of his life and will always be looking outside himself for guidance.
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Homer, The Iliad
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
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John F. Kennedy
Liberty without learning is always in peril learning without liberty is always in vain.
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