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Amusing Random Quotations - 7
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Mahatma Gandhi
I want freedom for the full expression on my personality.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
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Cicero
We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
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George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel
Chew before you swallow.
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Socrates
The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to be in reality what we would appear to be and if we observe, we shall find, that all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice of them.
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Hal Lee Luyah
Man was predestined to have free will.
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John F. Kennedy
We stand for freedom. That is our conviction for ourselves that is our only commitment to others.
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Gottfried Reinhardt
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
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Samuel Butler
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I let the American people down.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF
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Henry Ford
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
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