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Publilius Syrus
It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.
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Martha Graham
There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening, that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and will be lost.
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George Bernard Shaw
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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Babe Ruth
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
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Elbert Hubbard
Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.
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Albert Einstein
The physicist cannot simply surrender to the philosopher the critical contemplation of the theoretical foundations for he himself knows best and feels most surely where the shoe pinches.... he must try to make clear in his own mind just how far the concepts which he uses are justified... The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Our pleasures were simple-they included survival.
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Oswald Chambers
Never let the sense of past failure defeat your next step.
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Robert Frost
The best way out is always through.
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Walt Whitman
Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
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Dame Rebecca West
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: It seemed a good idea at the time.
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Mark Twain
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
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