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Oliver Goldsmith
The dancing pair that simply sought renown,By holding out to tire each other downThe swain mistrustless of his smutted face,While secret laughter titter'd round the placeThe bashful virgin's side-long looks of love,The matrons glance that would those looks reproveThese were thy charms, sweet village sports like these,With sweet succession, taught e'en toil to pleaseThese were thy bowers their cheerful influence shed,These were thy charms -- but all these charms are fled.
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Edgar Allan Poe
Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
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Woody Allen
Thought Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage.
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Thomas H. Huxley
God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.
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Will Rogers
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
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Seneca
We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body, but as if we could not live without it.
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Joseph Addison
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.
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Scottish Proverb
Here's to you ,as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am.
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Havelock Ellis
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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David Seabury
Nature is at work.. Character and destiny are her handiwork. She gives us love and hate, jealousy and reverence. All that is ours is the power to choose which impulse we shall follow.
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Bourke Cockran
Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other, confidence in their integrity, confidence in their honesty, confidence in their future.
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Marva Collins
Success doesn't come to you...you go to it.
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