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Silly Random Quotations - 72
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself.
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Roy D. Chapin, Jr.
Be ready when opportunity comes...Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.
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Benjamin Franklin
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.
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Batman
Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about Batman I made you, you made me first. The Joker Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say I made you you gotta say you made me. How childish can you get
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John Amatt
Adventure isn't hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain. Adventure is an attitude that we must apply To the day to day obstacles of life - Facing new challenges, seizing new opportunities, Testing our resources against the unknown and in the process, Discovering our own unique potentional.
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George Asaf
What's the use of worrying It never was worthwhile.
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Publilius Syrus
A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
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Mackay
An arrow may fly through the air and leave no trace; but an ill thought leaves a trail like a serpent.
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Dorothy Sarnoff
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.
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Sam Ervin
The President seems to extend executive privilege way out past the atmosphere. What he says is executive privilege is nothing but executive poppycock.
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