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Marcelene Cox
Eating without conversation is only stoking.
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Sterne
How frequently are the honesty and integrity of a man disposed of by a smile or a shrug. How many good and generous actions have been sunk into oblivion by a distrustful look, or stamped with the imputation of bad motives, by a mysterious and seasonable whisper!
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Ethiopian Proverb
When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
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Frank Zappa
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in colour and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of injuring their virtue. They will even sacrifice their lives to preserve their virtue complete.
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William Shakespeare
Reputation is an idle and most false imposition oft got without merit, and lost without deserving.
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George Bernard Shaw
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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Matthew Trump, in Mother Earth News
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
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David Joseph Schwartz
To fight fear, act. To increase fear--wait, put off postpone.
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Pele
When you control the ball, you control the score.
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Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.
History is full of surprises.
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