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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, section 381
I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer.
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Albert Einstein
It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it. (referring to clothing)
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Jewish Proverb
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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Norman Douglas
If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
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Sophocles
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
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William Wordsworth
Nature never did betray The heart that loved her.
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Alfred Jules Ayer
The fact that people have religious experiences is interesting from the psychological point of view, but it does not in any way imply that there is such a thing as religious knowledge...Unless he can formulate this 'knowledge' in propositions that are empirically verifiable, we may be sure that he is deceiving himself.
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Henry St. John Bolingbroke
History is philosophy teaching by examples.
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Reinhold Niebuhr
Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime therefore, we must be saved by hope. Nothing true or beautiful or good makes complete sense in any immediate context of history therefore, we must be saved by faith. Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone therefore, we are saved by love.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Many could forgo heavy meals, a full wardrobe, a fine house, et cetera it is the ego they cannot forgo.
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Albert Schweitzer
Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace.
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