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Silly Random Quotations - 22
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Hellen Keller
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
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Lord Byron
For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause for breath, And love itself have rest.
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R. I. Fitzhenry
Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.
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Craig Volk
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn't take.
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Jeanne-Marie Roland
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
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John Dryden
Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.
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Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.
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Harold Rosenberg
No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating.
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Harry S Truman
I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they ought to have the sense to do without my persuading them. That's all the powers of the President amount to.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
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Charles M. Schulz, as "Charlie Brown", Peanuts, cartoon strip
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
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Eddie Cantor
It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
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