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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Danish proverb

Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.


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Cullen Hightower

The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success.


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George Santayana, Life of Reason (1905) vol. 4, ch. 4

Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both have an ideal extension which lends utility to its conditions.


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Lawana Blackwell

True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.


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David Rockefeller

Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.


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Franklin D. Roosevelt

First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.


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G. C. Lichtenberg

I am always grieved when a man of real talent dies, for the world needs such men more than heaven does.


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Harold Wilson

A week is a long time in politics.


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Mark Twain

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.


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William John Bennett

Our common language is ... English. And our common task is to ensure that our non-English-speaking children learn this common language.


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Will Rogers

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.



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