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Robert Herrick
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty, add a hundred more A thousand to that hundred so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
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Douglas Lurtan
When you determined what you want, you have made the most important decision of your life. You have to know what you want in order to attain it.
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Mark Twain
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
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Oscar Wilde
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
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David Frost
The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
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Robertson Davies, "A Voice from the Attic", 1960
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
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Arnold Toynbee
History is a vision of God’s creation on the move.
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William Butler Yeats
A pity beyond all telling is hid in the heart of love.
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Henry David Thoreau
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.
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Mark Twain
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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Ruth Nanda Anshen
Even as the cell is the unit of the organic body, so the family is the unit of society.
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Vachel Lindsay
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
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