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Leon Wieseltier, in The New Republic
No great deed, private or public, had ever been undertaken in a bliss of certainty.
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Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
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George Bernard Shaw
We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.
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Norm Papernick
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty not knowing what comes next.
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Cyril Connolly
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.
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Les Miserables
To love another person is to see the face of God.
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Octavio Paz
Art' is an invention of aesthetics, which in turn is an invention of philosophers. What we call art is a game.
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Sam Ewig
Success has a simple formula do your best, and people may like it.
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Peter Alcantara
The trouble is that everyone talks about reforming others, and no one thinks about reforming himself.
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H. L. Mencken
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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John Dewey
We cannot seek or attain health, wealth, learning, justice or kindness in general. Action is always specific, concrete, individualized, unique.
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