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Amusing Random Quotations - 27
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Insist on yourself never imitate... Every great man is unique.
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Road Trip
Beth Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL
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Cicero
Nature herself makes the wise man rich.
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Eric Hoffer
The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the language of the visionary and the idealist.
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Andrew Carnegie
The man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind may take possession of anything else to which he is justly entitled.
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Will Rogers
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.
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Sir Francis Bacon
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator.
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Lakota belief
Mi taku oyasin. (We are all related.)
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Robert Frost
Ah, when to the heart of man Was it ever less than a treason To go with the drift of things To yield with a grace to reason And bow and accept at the end Of a love or a season.
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Nora Ephron
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine
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Charles Dickens
In love of home, the love of country has its rise.
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Saul Bellow
Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk because they have to say something.
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