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Gerry Spence, How to Argue and Win Every Time
To freely bloom - that is my definition of success.
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Clarence Darrow, Medley
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure.
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John Locke
I think it every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
All our progress is an unfolding, like a vegetable bud. You have first an instinct, then an opinion, then a knowledge as the plant has root, bud, and fruit. Trust the instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
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Oscar Wilde
Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say than of what others are saying, and listens no more when he himself has a chance to speak.
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Buddha
To keep the body in good health is a duty. . . otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.
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Horace Smith
Courage is the fear of being thought a coward.
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Raymond Justice
I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am pleasantly suprised.
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John Winthrop
Liberty is the proper end and object of authority, and cannot subsist without it; and it is liberty to that which is good, just, and honest.
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Alexander Michael
Knowing that I am not the one in control gives great encouragement. Knowing the One who is in control is everything.
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Tom Peters, in The Chicago Tribune
Underpromise; overdeliver.
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