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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Random Quotes - 181

Adolph Monod

Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing.


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Andre Gide

Work and struggle and never accept an evil that you can change.


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Ambrosius Macrobius

Good laws have their origins in bad morals.


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Margot Fonteyn

The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative and the second is disastrous.


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Maxim Gorky

A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains.


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Mary Kay Ash

People fail forward to success.


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Elie Wiesel

Memory feeds a culture, nourishes hope and makes a human, human.


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Charlotte Bronte

No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure.


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Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.


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John Ballantine Gough

A man is what he is, not what men say he is. His character no man can touch. His character is what he is before his God and his Judge; and only he himself can damage that. His reputations what men say he is. That can be damaged; but reputation is for time, character is for eternity


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Laertius Diogenes

Blushing is the color of virtue.


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Dag Hammarskj÷ld

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of the utmost insecurity.



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