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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality

Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.


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Grenville Kleiser

By constant self-discipline and self-control you can develop greatness of character


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Daisy Bates

No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her won way is without enemies.


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Henry Miller

Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.


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Barbara Kingsolver

What keeps you going isn't some fine destination but just the road you're on, and the fact that you know how to drive.


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overheard in Palo Alto...

Life is good, if you like that sort of thing.


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Bruce Cockburn

The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.


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Johann von Schiller

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times.


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Dan Bellack

Life is too short for traffic.


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Miguel de Cervantes

Never look for birds of this year in the nests of the last.


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Theodore Harold White

History is always best written generations after the event, when clouded fact and memory have all fused into what can be accepted as truth, whether it be so or not.


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R. C. Allen

We grow because we struggle, we learn and overcome.



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