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Amusing Random Quotes - 177
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William Feather
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
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Japanese Proverb
You don't have to die heaven and hell are in this world too.
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Ovid
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
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Noelie Altito
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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Henry Ward Beecher
All words are pegs to hang ideas on.
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Ellen Glasglow
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
It is through the cracks in our brains that ecstasy creeps in.
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Ramtha
If I could take all your words away and give you but a sparse few, they would be: ‘I now know, I am absolute, I am complete, I am God, I am.’ If there were no other words but these, you would no longer be limited to this plane.
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Woodrow Wilson
Here is a great body of our Jewish citizens from whom have sprung men of genius in every walk of our varied life; men who have conceived of its ideals with singular clearness; and led enterprises with sprit & sagacity... They are not Jews in America, they are American citizens.
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Native American Prayer
And the wind said May you be as strong as the oak, yet flexible as the birch may you stand as tall as the redwood, live gracefully as the willow and may you always bear fruit all your days on this earth.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.
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Chuq Von Rospach
The basic notion underlying USENET is the flame.
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