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Tom Margerison, "A Random Walk in Science" compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza
Report writing, like motor-car driving and love-making, is one of those activities which almost every Englishman thinks he can do well without instruction. The results are of course usually abominable.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
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Michel de Montaigne
Ambition is not a vice of little people.
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Ronald Reagan
We know that this mad dog of the Middle East has a goal of a world revolution. (On Muammar Qaddafi of Libya)
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Lord Acton
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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William Osler
In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs.
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Niels Henrik David Bohr
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
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Angus N. Wilson
The opportunities for heroism are limited in this kind of world the most people can do is sometimes not to be as weak as they've been at other times.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
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Charles Darwin
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, -- a mere heart of stone.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Love is like war easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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Virgil
Happy is he who gets to know the reasons for things.
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