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Dan Quayle
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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Isadora Duncan
The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to make its own way, completely on its own feet.
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Victor Hugo
He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of incidence, chaos will soon reign.
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Woodrow Wilson
We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers. They see things in the soft haze of a spring day or in the red fire of a long winter's evening. Some of us let these great dreams die, but others nourish and protect them nurse them through bad days till they bring them to the sunshine and light which comes always to those who sincerely hope that their dreams will come true.
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Pope Gregory The Great
There are nine orders of angels, to wit, angels, archangels, virtues, powers, principalities, dominations, thrones, cherubim, and seraphim.
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Henry Kissinger
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
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John Brown, last words in a written note given to his jailer, Dec. 2, 1859
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that, without very much bloodshed, it might be done.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
You see these bums, you know, blowing up campuses ... storming around about this issue. (On student protesters against Vietnam War)
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Niccolo Machiavelli
No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
To live happily is an inward power of the soul.
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Demosthenes
What we have in us of the image of God is the love of truth and justice.
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Horace
Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant.
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