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The Talmud
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
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Punjabi proverb, Translated by Gurinder Singh Mann
He was burned, so he ran into the bamboo grove, but the grove caught fire.
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T. S. Eliot
What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.
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Philippians 13 NIV Bible
I thank my God everytime I remember you.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find out what he has to do and to restrain himself within the limits of his comprehension.
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Samuel Johnson
There are, in every age, new errors to be rectified and new prejudices to be opposed.
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H. L. Mencken
Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.
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William Shakespeare
As flies to wanton boys, are we to the godsThey kill us for their sport.
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Buddha
He is able who thinks he is able.
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Peter Singer
All the arguments to prove man's superiority cannot shatter this hard fact in suffering the animals are our equals.
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Thomas Fuller
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
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Arthur C. Clarke
Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal.
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