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Sir Winston Churchill, My Early Life, 1930
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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Henry David Thoreau
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
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Dorothy Sarnoff
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Polish Proverb
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
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Thomas Fuller
He does not believe, that does not live according to his belief.
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Desiderius Erasmus
Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.
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John Adams
Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom.
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Wendell Johnson
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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John L. Motley
Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great.
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Rita Mae Brown
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.
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William Congreve
Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.N.B. This quote is commonly misquoted as savage beast.
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Thomas Jefferson
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property
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