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Virginia
These are the soul's changes. I don't believe in ageing. I believe in forever altering one's aspect to the sun. Hence my optimism.
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Unknown
True friendship is like a rose. We can't realize it's beauty until it fades.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
One must still have chaos in oneself to give birth to a dancing star.
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Lewis B. Frumkes, Book Title (1983)
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
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Robertson Davies
As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble lies in the fact that people usually marry at an age where they do not really know what their own kind is.
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Quentin Crisp
The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.
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Michio Kushi
Persons who have no desire to live have a very slight chance of recovery. We can continue to extend to them our love, sympathy, and prayers but ultimately we must respect a person's decision to die.
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George Eliot
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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Gertrude Stein
In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. This is what makes America what it is.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
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Sinclair Lewis
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
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Samuel Gompers, said in 1908
The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at a profit.
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