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John Galsworthy
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a vine bears grapes season after season without thinking of the grapes it has borne.
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Emerich Edward Dalbert
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.
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Irish Proverb
Every invalid is a doctor.
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Noam Chomsky, Ruth Anshen, Biography of an Idea (Mt. Kisco, NY: Moyer Bell Limited, 1986), pg. 196
Experience becomes possible because of language.
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Euripides
Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks.
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Abraham Lincoln
If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance.
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Seneca
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.
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Sidney Madwed
The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the way the world is, and decide to change themselves.
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J. R. R. Tolkien, Spoken by Faramir
I love you. I used to pity your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless, without fear or any lack, still i would love you.
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Branch Rickey
Luck is the residue of design.
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Langston Coleman
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100%.
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