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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Random Quotations - 14

Ludwig Feuerbach

Man is what he eats.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

The superfluous is very necessary.


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Eric Butterworth

Prosperity is a way of living and thinking, and not just money or things. Poverty is a way of living and thinking, and not just a lack of money or things.


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Unknown

Should one see a wise man who, like a revealer of treasures, points out faults and reproves, let one associate with such a wise person for the benefits he shall receive.


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Stanislaw Lec

He who limps is still walking.


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Toledo Blade

A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.


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Richard Adams

The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are mortal but ideas are immortal.


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Noah Porter

Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.


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Mary S. Calderone

I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are people in the world and as there are days in the life of those people.


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Bette Greene

What is genius, anyway, if it isn't the ability to give an adequate response to a great challenge


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Chester Bowles

Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.


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Henry David Thoreau

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is in prison.



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