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Whittaker Chambers, from Witness (1952)
Communism is what happens when, in the name of Mind, men free themselves from God.
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Don't worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward.
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Anonymous
To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness..
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Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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Orison Swett Marden
When a man feels throbbing within him the power to do what he undertakes as well as it can possibly be done, and all of his faculties say amen to what he is doing, and give their unqualified approval to his efforts, - this is happiness, this is success.
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Moliere
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
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Elbert Hubbard
To know when to be generous and when to be firm -- this is wisdom.
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Henry George
Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed the only animal that is never satisfied.
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Chief Justice Earl Warren
Many people consider the things which government does for them to be social progress, but they consider the things government does for others as socialism.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
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John Locke
There cannot be greater rudeness than to interrupt another in the current of his discourse.
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William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice", Act 1 scene 2
I dote on his very absence.
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