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Kahlil Gibran
It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked, through understanding.
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Theodore Roosevelt
There is a homely old adage which runs Speak softly and carry a big stick you will go far. If the American nation will speak softly, and yet build and keep at a pitch of the highest training a thoroughly efficient navy, the Monroe Doctrine will go far.
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Peter McWilliams
Stubbornness is also determination. It's simply a matter of shifting from won't power to will power.
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Cato the Elder
Grasp the subject, the words will follow.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags
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Desiderius Erasmus
The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
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Salvador De Madriaga
He is free knows how to keep in his own hands the power to decide.
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Dave Barry
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
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Mark Twain
I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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Ernest Hemingway
Live life to the fullest.
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Cyril Connolly
The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
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Unknown
Listen to life, it is the wisest teacher of all.
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