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Aristotle
A state is not a mere society, having a common place, established for the prevention of mutual crime and for the sake of exchange...Political society exists for the sake of noble actions, and not of mere companionship.
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George Bernard Shaw
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
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George Bernard Shaw
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
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Mary Ingraham Bunting
When her last child is off to school, we don't want the talented woman wasting her time in work far below her capacity. We want her to come out running.
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Gerald R. Ford, on becoming President, Aug. 9, 1974
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
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Rudyard Kipling
Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne, He travels fastest who travels alone.
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Pierre Corneille, Le Cid (1637)
When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.
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Elbert Hubbard
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia.
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Daniel Boorstin
The courage to imagine the otherwise is our greatest resource, adding color and suspense to all our life.
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Buddha
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
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Andre Gide
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what you yourself can obtain.
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Crow, The
Eric Draven Little things use to mean so much to Shelley - I thought they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.
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