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Richard Buckminster Fuller
Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.
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G. K. Chesterton
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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Michael Caine, www.aint-it-cool-news.com
About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America.
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Henry W. Fowler, A Dictionary of Modern English Usage (1926)
Quotation ... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader, or because he wishes to show that he is learned and well read. Quotations due to the last motive are invariably ill-advised; the discerning reader detects it and is contemptuous; the undiscerning is perhaps impressed, but even then is at the same time repelled, pretentious quotations being the surest road to tedium.
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Mark Twain
It is easier to stay out than get out.
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Helen Hayes
We relish news of our heroes, Forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too.
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Pat Conroy
I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
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William Shakespeare
But to my mind, though I am native here And to the manner born, it is a custom More honoured in the breach than the observance.
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M. Kathleen Casey
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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Goldie Hawn
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
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Harold Green
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins cash and experience. Take the experience first the cash will come later.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others.
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