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Sir Winston Churchill
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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Milton Friedman
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
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Thomas Carlyle
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time.
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Anatole France
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We should manage our fortunes as we do our health - enjoy it when good, be patient when it is bad, and never apply violent remedies except in an extreme necessity.
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William Shakespeare, Epitaph on his gravestone
Cursed be he that moves my bones.
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Hellen Keller
I have always thought it would be a blessing if each person could be blind and deaf for a few days during his early adult life. Darkness would make him appreciate sight silence would teach him the joys of sound.
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Plato
There are three arts which are concerned with all things one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.
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Whitney Young
The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.
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Aristotle
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
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Gary Sinise
Careers, like rockets, don't always take off on schedule. The key is to keep working the engines.
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Euclid, to king Ptolemy I
There is no royal road to geometry.
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