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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Quotations - 67

Thomas Paine

It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry.


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Molly Haskell

But one of the attributes of love, like art, is to bring harmony and order out of chaos, to introduce meaning and affect where before there was none, to give rhythmic variations, highs and lows to a landscape that was previously flat.


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Robert Byrne

Getting caught is the mother of invention.


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Horace

With you I should love to live, with you be ready to die.


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Virgil

They are able because they think they are able.


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George Bernard Shaw

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.


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William Shakespeare

Brevity is the soul of wit.


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Eugene Delacroix

Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.


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Jan Ehrenwald.

Ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction. A thirteen-year-old boy whom he had befriended tried unsuccessfully to teach him simple multiplication and division.


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Gamal Abdel Nasser

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing.


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Gloria Allred

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.


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Milton Friedman

There is no free lunch.



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