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Tshunka Witko
One does not sell the earth upon which the people walk.
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Peter Sellers
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
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Seneca
The mind is slow to unlearn what it learnt early.
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Paul Brown
A winner never whines.
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Samuel Butler
Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it.
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Benjamin Disraeli
We live in an age when to be young and indifferent can no longer be synonymous. We must prepare for the coming hour. The claims of the Future are represented by suffering millions and the Youth of a Nation are the trustees of Posterity.
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Orson Welles
I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
No man is useless while he has a friend.
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Turkish Proverb
If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage. They're just not ready.
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William Shakespeare
Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!
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Author Unknown
If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which made the sure test sure.
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