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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotations - 38

Welsh Proverb

He that would be a leader must be a bridge.


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Real Live Preacher

And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul down to the bottom of life, where existence and nonexistence have merged into irrelevance. All that matters is the little part you play in the vast drama.


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Diane Elizabeth Duane

Those who don't know the mistakes of the past won't be able to enjoy it when they make them again in the future.


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Johann von Goethe

Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life.


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Michael Horton

Theology, not morality, is the first business on the church's agenda of reform, and the church, not society, is the first target of divine criticism.


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Walt Disney, Inauguration day of Disney World

If it can be dreamed, it can be done.


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Robert J. Kibbee

The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in.


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Eric Pio

My friend I consider you my brother. I know we are not blood, and blood is thicker than water, but your body already has all the blood it needs. You will always need water.


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Reinhold Niebuhr, in a sermon in 1943

God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.


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David Assael

We're not talking about historical accuracy, we're talking about art. I've set in motion a geometric inevitability. If I start chiseling there, chipping here, the whole form is compromised.


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Seneca

The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual.


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Dr. Joyce Brothers

Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can - - and surely will at times -- fail. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk.



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