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M. C. Escher, Quoted in Comic Sections, D. MacHale (Dublin 1993)
What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
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Aaron Copland
To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself, incredible and inconceivable.
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Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
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Titus Maccius Plautus, Epidicus
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
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John Steinbeck
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
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Rev. Jesse Jackson
We slew the goliath of raciism,but, we now must contend with his offspring.
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Charles W. Eliot
In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
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Katherine Anne Porter
I don't believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is just the brain working faster than usual. But you've been getting ready to know it for a long time, and when it comes, you feel you've known it always.
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Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
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Jeanne Moreau
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself.
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Samuel Johnson
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
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