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Dorothy Sayers, Gaudy Night
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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Maurice Maeterlinck
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
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J. M. Barrie
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. For even love unreturned has its rainbow.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
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Jeff Herman
Success gravitates toward those who are perceived to be successful. Regardless of how you feel within, you must emanate success if you want to attract people to your cause.
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James Grover Thurber
But those rare souls whose spirit gets magically into the hearts of men, leave behind them something more real and warmly personal than bodily presence, an ineffable and eternal thing. It is everlasting life touching us as something more than a vague, recondite concept. The sound of a great name dies like an echo the splendor of fame fades into nothing but the grace of a fine spirit pervades the places through which it has passed, like the haunting loveliness of mignonette.
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Ralph Kiner
Kevin McReynolds stops at third and he scores.
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Tim McMahon
Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking.
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John Kenneth Galbraith, Guardian (London, 28 July 1989)
In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict the comfortable, and especially when they are comfortably, contentedly, even happily wrong.
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Mary Wollstonecraft
Of women I do not wish them to have power over men but over themselves.
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Norman Vincent Peale
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
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Confucius
Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
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