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Crazy Random Quotations - 63
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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Life and Human Nature"
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger of their coming true!
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Harper Lee, spoken by character Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird
Simply because we were licked a hundred years before we started is no reason for us not to try to win.
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Kathleen A. Sutton
When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have.
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Dante Alighieri
The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.
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Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband.
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Sharon Salzberg, O Magazine, The Power of Intention, January 2004
We learn and grow and are transformed not so much by what we do but by why and how we do it.
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Vine Deloria, Jr.
Royalty has always been an unconscious but all-consuming goal of the European immigrant.
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Christopher Pearce Cranch
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here and there a patch of snow, Dirtier than the ground below, Dribbles down a marshy flood Ankle-deep you stick in mud In the meadows while you sing, This is Spring.
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Helmuth von Moltke
First weigh the considerations, then take the risks.
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Mark Twain
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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Fran Lebowitz
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Charles Franklin Kettering
People are very open-minded about new things--as long as they're exactly like the old ones.
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