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Henry David Thoreau
It takes two to speak the truth--one to speak and the other to hear.
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John Dryden
Beware the fury of a patient man.
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Herodotus
Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their appointed courses with all speed.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
No, Ernest, don't talk about action. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
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Henry David Thoreau
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
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Pierre Beaumarchais
If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
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Socrates
Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
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Pearl Buck
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
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May-lin Soong Chiang
We live in the present, we dream of the future, but we learn eternal truths from the past.
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Thomas Carlyle
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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Elbert Hubbard
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, you've had a great life.
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