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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
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Arcesilaus
Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest injustice.
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Geri Weitzman
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
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Alfred Alder
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
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George Christoph Lichtenberg
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out.
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Elzear Blaze, La Vie Militaire
In the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a pension and rheumatism....And also frozen feet, an arm or leg the less, a bullet lodged between two bones which the surgeon cannot extract....all of these fatigues experienced in your youth, you pay for when you grow old. Because one has suffered in years gone by, it is necessary to suffer more, which does not seem exactly fair.
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Ludwig Wittgenstein
If there were a verb meaning to believe falsely, it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.
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Elizabeth Cady Stanton
With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals
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Knute Rockne
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
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George W. Bush Jan. 21, 2001, Inauguration speech
....it is better to succeed with success than failure.
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Pierre Elliott Trudeau
My life is one long curve, full of turning points.
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Epictetus
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
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