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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Quotations - 13

Saint Augustine

Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men.


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Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.


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Rose Kennedy

Birds sing after a storm why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them


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William Harvey

I avow myself the partisan of truth alone.


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Charles Dickens

Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.


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Cicero

If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at the second, or even the third, place.


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Etty Hilsum

One must marry one's feelings to one's beliefs and ideas. That is probably the only way to achieve a measure of harmony in one's life.


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Alfred North Whitehead

A clash of doctrines is not a disaster--it is an opportunity.


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Anonymous

Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.


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Charles Caleb Colton

Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.


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Author Unknown

If the truth be known, most successes are built on a multitude of failures.


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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Before we blame, we should first see if we can't excuse.



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