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Very Funny Random Quotations - 10
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Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
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Bill Vaughan
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
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William James
Religion is the monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
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Elbert Hubbard
If you suffer, thank God! -- it is a sure sign that you are alive.
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Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being
When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.
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Rainer Maria Rilke
For one human being to love another that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
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Thomas Carlyle
Silence is deep as Eternity speech is shallow as Time.
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Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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Venezuelan Proverb
There is nothing hidden between Heaven and Earth.
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Tryon Edwards
The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends upon our interest in it. We rarely forget that which has made a deep impression on our minds.
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Garrison Keillor
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
Well, I'm not a crook.
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